Emergency row

Waiting for his flight to board at the gate, the FH calls us to say good morning.

FH: Hi, Bee.

Gate agent over the intercom: *talk talk talk talk talk*

ME: Hi, babe.

FH: Of course there she goes now. Nothing and then I call and *bam* she cannot stop herself.

ME: Have a safe flight, love.

Warming the croissant

7 1/2 yr o: I want a croissant but don't heat it.

FH: Disgusting.

ME: It's how she wants it.

FH calls the child to breakfast. She touches the croissant.

7 1/2 yr o: It's hot.

 ME: (running from the bedroom) Did you toast it?

FH: Just put on top of the toaster like this.

ME: She said don't toast it, don't heat it, she doesn't want it hot.

FH: Just like that? I don't like that.

ME: iI's not for you.

FH: She should try it.

ME and 7 1/2 yr o:  :-/

Green light

FH: This one is staying admiring the color of the traffic lights. Ok, good. It's green. Let me to pass them.

Croissants

Yesterday, the FH bought a dozen croissants. Today there are two left.

ME: You bought these yesterday? There are only two left! Did the girls eat all of these? At least you know they are French.

FH: I ate five. Three yesterday and two this morning.

ME: You ate five croissants since yesterday?

FH: Yes.

ME: Well, at least we know you are French.